Cat Burglar Thwarted in Candy Cane Theft
(December 12, 2002; Commentary by Val)

  Little (aka "Mr. Grumblepaws", aka "Mandy", aka "Commander Mander") was caught trying to eat candy canes this afternoon at Val and Devin's Hillcrest apartment.

Little, being unable to understand his rights as they were read to him, was quoted as saying "brrrrow? bark!" and then attempted to steal the candy cane again.

Val and Devin have decided to not press charges, but stated that the candy cane in question would have to be disposed of as it was now covered in cat drool and unfit for human consumption.